Yes, folks, Don’t Go Near the Park has it all. The acting stunk and all around it just gives horror movies a bad name. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox!
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Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Drama, 19 photos. Um ... ? However, the movie, itself, is among the worst I have ever seen.
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By creating an account, you agree to the First, there is the fact that the daughter, Bondi (okay, so maybe there are four hilarious things), is never onscreen with the mother who hates her. This graphic, grisly horror outing centers upon the dining habits of a 12,000 year old brother and sister who must feast upon the bodies of nubile virgins if they are to remain immortal.
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Second, Bondi decides that it's cool to accept a ride from three young dudes in a van with painted windows. Pure insanity put on celluloid. You've never heard of the psuedo cannibal horror film Don't Go Near the Park (1981) aka Sanctuary for Evil aka Curse of the Living Dead? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Yes, folks, Don’t Go Near the Park has it all. Just leave us a message Please reference “Error Code 2121” when contacting customer service.You're almost there!
I must learn to trust these wise Amazon connoisseurs of B-movie good-badness. Well, neither did I, and after watching it last night I now know why...because it stunk something awful...produced, co-written, and directed by Lawrence D. Foldes (Young Warriors, Nightforce), the film features an early appearance by scream queen Linnea Quigley (Savage Streets, Silent Night, Deadly Night, The Return of the Living Dead), along with Aldo Ray (The Green Berets, Psychic Killer, Biohazard). Cannon Group Please enter your email address and we will email you a new password. Yes, the lighting could have been better and the graphics were not the best, but mind you this was created before all of the technology to enhance movies was even thought of. Plot Summary. I feel the director and the writer's should be given some credit for taking a chance and putting their work out there.
Cinemark I also have no idea what Aldo Ray’s deal is in this movie. Just confirm how you got your ticket.Fandango Relentlessly filthy, and it is also fizzy and zesty and fun in the way that only the sunniest of bad movies can approach Disabling it will result in some disabled or missing features. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. | Rating: 0.5/5 RT Comic-Con Ketchup Seriously, check out the plot synopsis on this sweet baby, and believe you me, the actual movie is even stranger. There were three potentially hilarious things about it (they would have been hilarious had the rest of the flick not filled me with that helpless, numbing anger I feel when I'm on a really bad date).
By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie.Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers.They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating.They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Whoa, Keanu Boring, insipid, poor lighting and sound, not at all scary - and those are the best things I can say about it. But don't tow your powerboat there. A few weeks ago, I read the reviews below, and thought, "Yeah, yeah, you guys just don't appreciate the act of savouring every rotten morsel of a wonderfully bad flick."